Histórico - Da big great uanderfule history of eberiting ande noting

(Olá. Estou a escrever com letra pequena só para ficarem com dores no olhos. Esta crónica já foi escrita há uns 2 anos... Resgatei-a ontem dos confins do meu disco rigido. Espero que não gostem).

Yellou, je suis here to contate you the very big, fantastic, underfule history. Like you can see, eu can speack englishe. I have aprended it, very long time atras, kuando I was smalinho.Eberiting started kuando he turned to she and said:He - "Otário doing?"
And then she said very contentefuly and happy:
She - "I'm doing very weel tank you".
Glory, glory, was the end of da estory.Was nothing! I was being playing with yourself! Lougthing out Loud! (lol, to the friends.).The stori doesn't ends aki. It ends more to down.Like you can see, ife eu scroll down your rate bol and look to de end of it.

Continuating, they ficate very lots of friends, because porque they gone to eat a gelate togheter, one of those tah Zeizei Camaraite sells ins da praias with da babes dancing araund he. They eat it at six o'clock in splanate.
When they finished to eat it, by 6.40 pm (yes, they eat gelate very slow), he said to she:
He- "You are very nice, do you want mi to put da cream on you?"
And she said:
She-"No."
And he:
He-"Oll raiguete den. I didn't have the cream anyway."
Like we can see, he was very marote.

But, when no one was expecting da phone ringd.Sorry, but afinal one person was expecting, teh person ú was telefoning to da fone that was ringuing.But the story ficate by there.

In de very end, he turnd to she and asked:
He-" Let's go Soraya".
She-"Soraya? I'm not Soraya! I'm Karina"
He-"OU! I pensaited that you were Soraya, prime of Tony, son of his mother"
She- "No."
He-"Ok then. Sorry."

Da End.